The All-Powerful Resume

Below is the Holy Grail of resumes. If you're squeamish, hide your eyes and quickly run away. Otherwise make sure your manager buddies and any love-starved women are not looking, lest they try to steal me for themselves. You'll wonder how you ever coded software without this insanely talented, yet humble and modest, coder on your team. :)

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Skill Level (1 - 10) Years Exp.
C# 8 18
MVC 7 10
Distributed Processing 8 14
Azure / Cloud 7 9
MVC 7 10
WCF / RESTful Services / AJAX 8 24
ASP.NET 8 18
SQL Server 8 24
Xml/Xsl/Xslt 9 26
ADO.NET 7 18
JQuery 8 15
CSS 9 26
HTML / DHTML 10 26
JScript / JavaScript 9 26
AJAX 8 24
Process Optimization 10 31
Project Management 8 18
Cash / Accrual Accounting 8 31
SQL Server Administration 8 24
IIS Web Server Administration 9 21
Software Development Methodologies 8 26
C / C++ 3 4
Flash / ActionScript 2.0 6 1
Interviewing Others 9 26
Being Interviewed 1 35